– When Clark finally gets his Christmas Bonus after Cousin Eddie kidnaps Frank Shirley. – During Aunt Bethany’s Pledge of Alligance – After Rusty busts Clark at the department store counter with Mary showing off her thong.

Drink any time someone or an animal messes with the Christmas tree. Drink any time Todd and Margot are irriatated with Clark or he destroys something they own.ġ0. Dring twice every time an advent calendar door is opened.ĩ. Drink any time someone refers to Rusty as “Rus.” Take two drinks if they have to yell it. Drink whenever Clark is wearing sports-themed clothing.ħ. Drink any time Clark makes “crazy eyes” or says/does something crude (“Bend over and I’ll show ya…”)Ħ. Drink whenever someone mentions Clark’s Christmas bonus or the swimming pool or Clark has a vision of it.ĥ. Drink whenever Audrey Griswold rolls her eyes or acts like a bratty teenagerĤ. Drink whenever someone is wearing an ugly Christmas sweaterģ. Drink every time Ellen calls Clark “Sparky”Ģ.

What You’ll Need: The best Christmas movie ever, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and a 30 pack of Budweiserġ. The Game: The Christmas Vacation Drinking Game The shots can be shaken with ice and strained from a mixer if only a few people are playing. Line up your Lil Red’s Plastic Shot Glasses and fill them nearly to the top with Rumple Minze, add a splash of cream and top with Rose’s Grenadine. The one who flubs the line must take one of their Candy Cane Shots and immediately begin with their favorite Christmas song, all players participate until they are out of shots and then become eliminated until one caroler reigns supreme…and should probably take their shots anyway. One player starts by singing the line of their favorite Christmas song, the player to the left must sing the next line and the player to their left the third line, until someone inevitably screws up or doesn’t know the words. The Rules: Sitting around a table, mix up each player three or four Candy Cane Shots.

What You’ll Need: Candy Cane Shots (see below) and musically literate friends/family members Here’s our rundown of seven fun-filled and booze drenched holiday drinking games that are the perfect diversion from questions about your personal life. Put away those dominos (it’s okay, grandma won’t mind) and trade them in for some real family fun: drinking games. Nothing says “holiday survival” quite like the need to incorporate alcohol into the mix. Nothing says “holiday cheer” quite like sitting around enjoying board games with your extended family members. The perfect diversion from questions about your personal life.

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